Fun Definitions 1
1. Coffee,
n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much =
weight
one has gained.
3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while =
drunk.
5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
6. =
Negligent,
adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a =
nightgown.
7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone =
who has
been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle, n.. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.
13. Pokemon, n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation =
with
Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the =
soul
flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts =
worn
by Jewish men.
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