Fun Definitions 2
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, =
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of =
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an = asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, = which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a = hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid = people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, = unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself = for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very = high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of = sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when = you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one = got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is = sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth = explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting = through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to = seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n..): The frantic dance performed = just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that = gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after = finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
Other humor in the GNU Humor Collection.
Source of file The Washington Post Neologism Contest.