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#. type: Content of: <h2>
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msgid "Great Court Quotes"
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#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid ""
"The following article is taken from the <cite>New Hampshire Business "
"Review</cite> under the category of lawyers.  This was one of Richard "
"Lederer's columns on <cite>Looking at Language</cite>.  Original date "
"unknown."
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#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid ""
"From Mary Louise Gilman's two volumes, here are some great court quotes, all "
"from official transquips, all recorded by America's keepers of the word:"
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#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
#:                                 
msgid "Q."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
#:                             
msgid "A."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Borofkin."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "What's his first name?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "I can't remember."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid ""
"He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first "
"name?"
msgstr ""

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msgid ""
"No.  I tell you I'm too excited. <i>(Rising from the witness chair and "
"pointing to Mr. Borofkin.)</i> Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first "
"name!"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
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msgid "I refuse to answer that question."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
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msgid "No."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "By death."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "And by whose death was it terminated?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "What is your name?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Ernestine McDowell."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "And what is your marital status?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Fair."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Are you married?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "No, I'm divorced."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "A lot of things I didn't know about."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "And who is this person you are speaking of?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "My ex-widow said it."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid ""
"Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney, "
"and said he was really good."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "I will be three months November 8th."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Yes."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "What were you and your husband doing at that time?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "I should be."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "How many times have you comitted suicide?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Four times."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Doctor, how many autopsies have you peformed on dead people?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Were you aquainted with the decedent?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Yes, sir."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Before or after he died?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "What happened then?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid ""
"He told me, he says, &ldquo;I have to kill you because you can identify "
"me.&rdquo;"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Did he kill you?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid ""
"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice "
"which I sent to your attorney?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "No.  This is how I dress when I go to work."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Picking them up in the air."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Where was the dog at this time?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Attached to the ears."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid ""
"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for "
"the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, "
"would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "MR. BROOKS:"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "Objection.  That question should be taken out and shot."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid "[Before we recess, let's listen to one last exchange involving a child:]"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid ""
"And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral.  O.K.? What school do you "
"go to?"
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#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
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msgid "Oral."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <table><tr><td>
msgid "How old are you?"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid ""
"This joke is also available in <a href=\"/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips\">plain "
"text</a>."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid "<a href=\"/fun/humor.html\">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor Collection."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <h4>
msgid "Disclaimer"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid ""
"The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's <a "
"href=\"http://lists.gnu.org/\">email archives</a> of the GNU Project."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid "The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke."
msgstr ""

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