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A partial [alphabetized] list of ‘top(?)’ " "entries from Atlanta [and from several readers of hp.unix] follows; if your " "pun/wierdness tolerance is low, you may want to abandon ship:" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "EBEFOREI" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Invalid syntax" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "ECHERNOBYL" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Core dumped" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "ECRAY" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Program exited before being run" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "EDINGDONG" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "The daemon is dead" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "EFLAT" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "System needs tuning" 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msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid "And finally, a sort-of ‘period piece’:" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "EMR.ED" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "A host is a host," msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "From coast to coast" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "And nobody talks to a host that's close," msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Unless the host that isn't close" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Is busy, hung, or dead." msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid "I would also like this new signal to be supported:" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "SIGNUKE" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Nuclear event occurred (cannot be caught or ignored :-)" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid "--Naim Abdullah" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid " Dept. of EECS," msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid " Northwestern University," msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid " ihnp4!nucsrl!naim" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <p> msgid "" "This joke is also available in <a href=\"/fun/jokes/errno.2\">plain " "text</a>." msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <p> msgid "Paul Hardy who was at the conference remembered these entries:" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <table><tr><th> msgid "EEEEK" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <table><tr><td> msgid "Mouse on floor" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <table><tr><th> msgid "EIEBGENER" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <table><tr><td> msgid "Wrong operating system" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <table><tr><th> msgid "ENODICE" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <table><tr><td> msgid "Error in rand" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <table><tr><th> msgid "ECREAT" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <table><tr><td> msgid 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# LANGUAGE translation of https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/errno.2.html # Copyright (C) YEAR Free Software Foundation, Inc. # This file is distributed under the same license as the original article. # FIRST AUTHOR , YEAR. # #, fuzzy msgid "" msgstr "" "Project-Id-Version: errno.2.html\n" "POT-Creation-Date: 2020-12-17 09:25+0000\n" "PO-Revision-Date: YEAR-MO-DA HO:MI+ZONE\n" "Last-Translator: FULL NAME \n" "Language-Team: LANGUAGE \n" "Language: \n" "MIME-Version: 1.0\n" "Content-Type: text/plain; charset=CHARSET\n" "Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n" #. type: Content of: msgid "errno(2) codes - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <h2> msgid "Subject: errno(2) codes" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid "" "The following was sent to me by a friend who was working at HP during the " "summer. I am posting it here for the people who missed the USENIX " "conference and who don't get the HP newsgroups." msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid "" "At the USENIX Association conference in Atlanta recently a contest was held " "to invent the most humorous/bizarre/etc UN*X error message of the errno(2) " "‘EERROR’ type. This contest had been tried at an earlier " "European Users Group meeting, where the winning entry was:" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "ENOTOBACCO" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Read on an empty pipe" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><p> msgid "" "You get the idea. A partial [alphabetized] list of ‘top(?)’ " "entries from Atlanta [and from several readers of hp.unix] follows; if your " "pun/wierdness tolerance is low, you may want to abandon ship:" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "EBEFOREI" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Invalid syntax" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "ECHERNOBYL" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Core dumped" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "ECRAY" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "Program exited before being run" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "EDINGDONG" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "The daemon is dead" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th> msgid "EFLAT" msgstr "" #. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td> msgid "System needs tuning" 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