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#. type: Content of: <title>
msgid "errno(2) codes - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <h2>
msgid "Subject: errno(2) codes"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid ""
"The following was sent to me by a friend who was working at HP during the "
"summer.  I am posting it here for the people who missed the USENIX "
"conference and who don't get the HP newsgroups."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid ""
"At the USENIX Association conference in Atlanta recently a contest was held "
"to invent the most humorous/bizarre/etc UN*X error message of the errno(2) "
"&lsquo;EERROR&rsquo; type.  This contest had been tried at an earlier "
"European Users Group meeting, where the winning entry was:"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "ENOTOBACCO"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Read on an empty pipe"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid ""
"You get the idea.  A partial [alphabetized] list of &lsquo;top(?)&rsquo; "
"entries from Atlanta [and from several readers of hp.unix] follows; if your "
"pun/wierdness tolerance is low, you may want to abandon ship:"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EBEFOREI"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Invalid syntax"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "ECHERNOBYL"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Core dumped"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "ECRAY"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Program exited before being run"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EDINGDONG"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "The daemon is dead"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EFLAT"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "System needs tuning"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EGEEK"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Program written by inept Frat member"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EIEIO"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Here-a-bug, there-a-bug, &hellip;"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EIUD"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Missing period"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "ELECTROLUX"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Your code could stand to be cleaned up"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EMILYPOST"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Wrong fork"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "END.ARMS.CONTROL"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Silo overflow"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "ENOHORSE"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Mount failed"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "ENONSEQUETOR"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "C program not derived from main(){printf(\"Hello, world\");}"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EWATERGATE"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Extended tape gap"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
#:  
msgid "EWOK"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Aliens sighted"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Your code appears to have been stir-fried"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EWOULDBNICE"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "The feature you want has not been implemented yet"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid "And finally, a sort-of &lsquo;period piece&rsquo;:"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "EMR.ED"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "A host is a host,"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "From coast to coast"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "And nobody talks to a host that's close,"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Unless the host that isn't close"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Is busy, hung, or dead."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid "I would also like this new signal to be supported:"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
msgid "SIGNUKE"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
msgid "Nuclear event occurred (cannot be caught or ignored :-)"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid "--Naim Abdullah"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid "&nbsp;&nbsp;Dept. of EECS,"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid "&nbsp;&nbsp;Northwestern University,"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
msgid "&nbsp;&nbsp;ihnp4!nucsrl!naim"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid ""
"This joke is also available in <a href=\"/fun/jokes/errno.2\">plain "
"text</a>."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid "<a href=\"/fun/humor.html\">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor Collection."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <h4>
msgid "Disclaimer"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid ""
"The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's <a "
"href=\"http://lists.gnu.org/\">email archives</a> of the GNU Project."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <p>
msgid "The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke."
msgstr ""

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