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msgid "GNU Home"
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#. type: Content of: <div><h2>
msgid "The Song of Hakawatha"
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#. type: Content of: <div><address>
msgid "by F. X. Reid&nbsp;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><address>
msgid "Poet and Tragedian"
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#. type: Content of: <div><p>
msgid "With apologies to H.&nbsp;W.&nbsp;Longfellow&nbsp;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><h3>
msgid "Part I: The Logging-in of Hakawatha"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">First, he sat and faced the console</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Faced the glowing, humming console"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Typed his login at the keyboard"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Typed his password (fourteen letters)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Waited till the system answered"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Waited long and cursed its slowness"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Oh, that irritating slowness&mdash;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Like a mollusc with lumbago)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Waited for what seemed like hours"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till the operating system"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Printed out the latest whinings"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "From the man called &ldquo;superuser&rdquo;&mdash;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Moanings that some third year students"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Played adventure games at lunchtimes,"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Moanings that the Disc was nearly"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(VERY nearly) full to bursting,"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Growling that he wouldn't take it"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Screaming that he'd get his own back"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "By deleting peoples' discfiles."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Next, came Hakawatha's &ldquo;fortune&rdquo;</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Didn't find it very funny)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Then from &ldquo;mailer&rdquo; took a letter"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "From a fellow network hacker"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Who had penetrated ARPA"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "All the way to Greenham Common&mdash;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Though his prowling through the filestore"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Hadn't pleased the US Airforce&mdash;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "So this friend, this network hacker,"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Had to flee to Argentina"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Where he works on simulations"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Simulations of their army's"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Capture of the Falkland Islands)."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Finally, my Hakawatha</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Started to type in a program."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "First, he thought for many minutes"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "What the Devil he should call it"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "So that later he'd remember"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "What it did and why he wrote it,"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Thought for many, many minutes,"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Thought too long, because the system"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "timed him out for doing nothing"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Timed him out and warned him sternly"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Like an irate bus inspector"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "While you fumble for your ticket"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "When you could have SWORN you'd put it"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Safely in an inside pocket)."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">So the wretched Hakawatha</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Had to start from the beginning"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Type the login and the password&mdash;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Found the system even slower"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Even slower than the first time"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Just as though some evil spirit"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Had reprogrammed all of Unix"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "In the language LISP or OCCAM&mdash;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Which among the cognoscenti"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Are not famed for running quickly"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Rather for their ponderous slowness"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Like a third year CS student"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Trying to make out a theorem"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Such as that of Church and Rosser)."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">After many, many minutes</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "After risking death from boredom"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "On the screen, my Hakawatha"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Saw a message from the Network"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Saying there were no free consoles,"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Telling him to just forget it,"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Telling him to come back later"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Say, two-thirty in the morning"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Preferably a Sunday morning,"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Sunday, in the long vacation)."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "But at this, my Hakawatha"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Spoke in language full of fury:"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "&ldquo;I would rather write in COBOL"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "On a Sinclair ZX80!&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Thus, the Gods heard Hakawatha</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Heard the Thunder of his anger"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Heard him damn the &ldquo;superuser&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "To a post in Social Science"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Heard him damn the Network to be"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Slowly boiled in caustic soda"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Heard him curse the sort of people"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Who use LISP instead of Ada"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Ada is a complex language"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Copyright, Defence Department"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "It has got a formal syntax"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Rather longer than the Bible"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "But semantically there's nothing"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "But informal chitter-chatter."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Reader! Use it at your peril!)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">And the Gods took pity on him</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Though they quite deplored the language"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Quite deplored the filthy language"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Utilised by Hakawatha)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Brought about a console failure"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Of some wimp in Economics"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Freed a line so he could use it"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Made his screen display a message:"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "&ldquo;Sorry, we were only joking"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Please log in and type your password"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "We'll be with you in a jiffy.&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Thus assuaged did Hakawatha"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Type his login and his password"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Read again the Jeremiads"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Of the manic &ldquo;superuser&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Read his fortune (still not funny)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "And prepared to type his program."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><h3>
msgid "Part II: Hakawatha's Programming Style"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Still, alas, my Hakawatha</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Had no notion what to call it"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "What to call this wretched program"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "So that he'd remember later"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "What it did and why he wrote it"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "But the dreaded timeout threatened"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "So to save himself from bother"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "He just called it &ldquo;program7&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Not a name that had much meaning"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Signifying nearly nothing"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "&mdash;Though it has the real advantage"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "That it fits in with this metre)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Meaning to <code>mv</code> it later"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "When he'd thought of something later"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Now the editor he entered</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Hakawatha then typed quickly"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Very, very, VERY quickly"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Swifter than a third-year student"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Trying to avoid his tutor"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Swifter than a <cite>Sun</cite> &ldquo;reporter&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "On the track of something smutty"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Like an eagle flew his fingers</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Only pausing several moments"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "While he taxed his recollection"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "For his algorithm's details"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "These he knew but only vaguely"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(As the mists that on the sunrise"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Cloak the lofty mountain summit"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "As the blur that s-nd-rs printers"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Make instead of underlining"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "As the third year students' notion"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Of the proof of Turing's Theorem)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">These deliberations ended</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Hakawatha typed yet faster"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Missing quotes and semicolons"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Missing many closing brackets"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Comments, these he left for later"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till he understood his program"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Understood what he'd been doing)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Confident that the compiler"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Would pick up the syntax errors"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Thus, the program grew like wildfire</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Like the spread of some contagious"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Malady, like AIDS or BASIC"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Or as miners ceased their striking"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "In the reign of Arthur Scargill."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Hakawatha typed like fury"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Clatter, clatter went the keyboard"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Like a set of manic dentures"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">So the morning, so the lunchtime,</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "So the afternoon receded"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Like the superuser's hairline"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "When beset by third year students"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "All intent to learn his password"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till at last the stars were twinkling"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till at last the pubs were open"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till Security, reminded"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Tapped upon his door and warned him"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "&ldquo;Sorry, sir, but all late workers"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Have to sign the sign-in book, sir.&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Even then, my Hakawatha</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Hardly heard what he was saying"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Very red and glazed his eyes were"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Cramped and aching were his fingers"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Void and rumbling was his stomach"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Cold and sweaty was his forehead"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Warm and humming was the console"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Like a cow with indigestion"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Thanked Security and told him</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "That he'd do it &ldquo;in a minute&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "That he'd &ldquo;totally forgotten"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "All that bureaucratic nonsense"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "In the white-heat of creation&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Asked to warn him if the building"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Burnt down in the next few minutes"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Thanked him for his &ldquo;kind attention&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Then, ignoring him completely,</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Turned again and hit the keyboard"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "With his swift and able fingers"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till at last the night lay heavy"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till at last the pubs were closing"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till at last the job was finished."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><h3>
msgid "Part III: Hakawatha's Program Testing"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Next my Hakawatha summoned</span>"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "The appropriate compiler"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Asking it to take his program"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "And attempt its execution"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Listing any syntax errors&mdash;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Should by any chance there be some&mdash;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "In a file that he called &ldquo;errors&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Stunning was the innovation"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Vouchsafed by this choice of naming)"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Asked it please to run in background."
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid ""
"<span class=\"indent\">Swiftly grew the file named "
"&ldquo;errors&rdquo;</span>"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till it seemed to grow much larger"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Than the file called &ldquo;program7&rdquo;"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Larger was the file named &ldquo;errors&rdquo;"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Larger than the largest mountain"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Larger than the cost of Trident"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Larger than the monstrous ego"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Of that God whom men name D--kstr-"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Larger even than the software"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "People call the Unix mailer"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Though, perhaps, exaggeration,"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Or that licence named poetic"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Leads me to commit an error"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Since we know the Unix mailer"
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#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "To be bigger and more faulty"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Than the liner named Titanic)"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Worried now grew Hakawatha</span>"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Tried to kill the background process"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Tried to bring it to the foreground"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Tried to say to the compiler"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "&ldquo;That'll do, guv, for the moment&rdquo;"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "All unheedingly the process"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Gobbled bytes like no-one's business"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Till it seemed as though the system"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Would collapse from sheer exhaustion"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "From the quantity of page swaps"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Needed by this tireless process."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Desperate grew Hakawatha</span>"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Vivid, yet again, his curses"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Purpled the attendant shadows."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Thus the Gods heard Hakawatha"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Listened in to the bad language"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Thought that they had better stop it"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Firmly told the Unix system"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Firmly, to stop all its nonsense"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Firmly, to abort the process."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><h3>
msgid "Part IV: Hakawatha's Run-Time Error Trapping"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">Now, this program had a pointer</span>"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Pointing to a record union"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Pointing sometimes to a REAL"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Or an INTEGER or BOOLEAN"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Pointing sometimes to a pointer"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "To ARRAY of FILE of RECORD"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Each of which in turn had pointers"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Each of which, in mad recursion,"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Pointed madly at each other"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Like a crowd of Sunday tabloids"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Pointing the accusing finger"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "At each other's lack of morals"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Like a crowd of left-wing students"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "All accusing one another"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Of revisionistic leanings)"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">In this mess of pure confusion</span>"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(With what seemed to Hakawatha"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "At the time a stroke of genius"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "But which now he couldn't clearly"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Understand why he had done it)"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "He had placed a simple statement"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Placed a simple-looking statement"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Re-assigning the FIRST pointer"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "To some other, and he couldn't"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "QUITE remember where he'd put it,"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Felt that this might be the reason"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Why his program wasn't working"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Wasn't doing what he wanted."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"indent\">This occasioned some frustration</span>"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Caused the noble Hakawatha"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "To commit profane expletives"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Caused him to cry out &ldquo;Debug her!&rdquo;"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "(Or, I THINK that's what he shouted)."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "&ldquo;There are easier methods, surely,"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Methods for the computation"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Computation of factorial!"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "Stuff this for a game of soldiers!"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "I am going to the staff club"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "For a pint of Romfords' Glory!&rdquo;"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><div><p>
msgid "<span class=\"end\">Thus departed Hakawatha.</span>"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><p>
msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/haka\">Plain text version</a>"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><p>
msgid ""
"<cite>The Song of Hakawatha</cite> is a parody of <a "
"href=\"https://www.hwlongfellow.org/poems_poem.php?pid=62\"> <cite>The Song "
"of Hiawatha</cite></a> by H.&nbsp;W.&nbsp;Longfellow."
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><p>
msgid "This poem was submitted by Paul Boyd in 2000:"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><blockquote><p>
msgid ""
"<i>Not sure where this came from, i've had it around for well over 10 years "
"now.  Hope you like it.</i>"
msgstr ""

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msgid "&mdash;Paul Boyd"
msgstr ""

#. type: Content of: <div><div><p>
msgid ""
"According to Wikipedia, <cite>The Song of Hakawatha</cite> was written by <a "
"href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_W._Shields#F._X._Reid\"> "
"Michael&nbsp;W.&nbsp;Shield under the pen name of F.&nbsp;X.&nbsp;Reid</a>.  "
"He probably wrote the original version <a "
"href=\"https://web.archive.org/web/20020810192312/http://www.ducasi.org/hakawatha.html\"> "
"in the early eighties</a>. The version on this page seems a little more "
"recent, because it mentions the end of the UK miners' strike (1985) while "
"the original version alludes to the catastrophic rise in unemployment, which "
"peaked around 1983."
msgstr ""

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