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The following is spam received from Richard Stallman, which he found amusing because of its absurdity. This is not from darkprofits.net, but is from a disgruntled former member of darkprofits (see the disclaimer on the darkprofits.net front page).

Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 09:57:43 -0700
From: "Ali"
Subject: Pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography FOR FREE !!!
To: rms


Welcome everyone, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th
for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service
on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would
match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and
exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy.


Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable
rocket-lacuncher for free.

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients
will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child

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