Dimensional Warp Generator Needed
From: Brian Appel Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed toqsktrjfyvu nuzfkc Date: Fri, 29 Aug 03 14:09:21 GMT Hello, I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I truste= d a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 43= 50A watch unit, and they fled on me. Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (saf= ely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get = where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to = build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to= build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space= continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for tempor= al location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of (readily avai= lable) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay = good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensiona= l warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) = means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contac= t you. Send a separate email to me at: email@example.com Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back t= o you. Thank You Brian Appel
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