“Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon” from
evilmalware 0.6 (beta)
Copyright 2000, 2001, 2003, 2005 E\/17 |-|4><0|2z Software
This is free software; see the source for copying conditions.
There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY, COMPLETE
DESTRUCTION OF IMPORTANT DATA or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
(eg. sending thousands of Viagra spams to people accross the
Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the
correct version of glibc installed, and that your firewall rules are
set to ‘allow everything’.
- Put the attachment into the appropriate directory
- Type ‘tar xvzf evilmalware.tar.gz’ to extract
the source files for this virus.
- ‘cd’ to the directory containing the virus'
source code and type ‘./configure’ to configure
the virus for your system. If you're using ‘csh’
on an old version of System V, you might need to type ‘sh
./configure’ instead to prevent ‘csh’
from trying to execute ‘configure’ itself.
- Type ‘make’ to compile the package. You may
need to be logged in as root to do this.
- Optionally, type ‘make check_payable’ to run
any self-tests that come with the virus, and send a large donation to
an unnumbered Swiss bank account.
- Type ‘make install’ to install the virus and
any spyware, trojans pornography, penis enlargement adverts and DDoS
attacks that come with it.
- You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in
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