Fun Definitions 2
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, =
which
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of =
time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an =
asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, =
which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a =
hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid =
people
that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, =
unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself =
for the
purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very =
high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of =
sarcastic wit
and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when =
you are
running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one =
got
extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is =
sending off
all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth =
explodes and
it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting =
through
the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to =
seem
smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n..): The frantic dance performed =
just
after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that =
gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after =
finding
half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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