Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The
Gospel of Prophet Antony
Hierarchy of the Church
- GODS — Creates Free ideas, software and hardware from
emptiness and likes to be flattered through prayers.
- DEMIGODS — Capable of proving that NP problems and P
problems are the same (NP=P), writes free software for to prove it and
tries to alleviate the bullying nature of GODS by distributing the
ideas of GODS freely. They still insist on flattering GODS through
prayers and defends the bullying of GODS.
- SAINTS — Writes Free software using Free software
- SEMI SAINTS — Use lots of Free software and believes in the
church of EMACS but signed NDAs or agreed to proprietary software
- PROPHETS — selected by ALMIGHTY (One of the GODS) to reveal
his thoughts about humanity.
- LAITY — does not care about NDAs or proprietary software
licenses but runs after BUZZWORDS to show that he is capable of
- Sinners — Insist on using devil's software, believing that
it is of superior quality.
- Devils — Creating NDAs and proprietory software licenses to
entangle humanity in their net
Examples of Devils
Evil Empire: Microsoft
Lucifer: Bill Gates
Evil Countries: SUN, HP, ORACLE, etc.
Other major Devil leaders: Scott Mcnalley, Larry Ellison, etc.
CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE
Please take some time to think about yourself. You can repent and
confess at any time by visiting our
CONFESSION CENTER which is open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
Rules for repentance (This is the only important principle of THE
CHURCH OF EMACS):
- $10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software.
- $1000 for each NDA you signed.
- $10000 for each NDA you participated in creating.
- $10000000 for each NDA you wrote.
- $100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to.
- $1000 for each proprietary software license you participated in
- $10000 for each proprietary software license you are responsible
- All your sins will be forgiven if you develop a major new Free
Warning: Taking THE CHURCH OF EMACS seriously is hazardous to your
health; especially MENTAL HEALTH.
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